Alien Blood
$3.95
Have you experienced a loss of memory or
"missing time"? Do you have reoccurring dreams of extraterrestrial
worlds or landscapes? Have you discovered strange bumps, bruises or
rectal pain with the eerie sensation of having been examined? Have you
experienced a loss of energy?
If so, there is a good chance that you have been abducted by aliens!
Never fear, Harcos Labs is here to help - with the loss of energy, that is. Each specimen bad of Alien Blood will give you up to four hours of celestial energy and the delicious lime flavor will make you forget all about being watched from above.
This vitamin-filled concoction will ease that nagging dilemma of being chosen or just crazy. Even if you really aren't special, at least your energy drink can be. Also goes great with tin foil hats!
Product Benefits:
Account for Missing Time
Provides Abduction Resistance
No Probing Required
Delicious Lime Flavor
If so, there is a good chance that you have been abducted by aliens!
Never fear, Harcos Labs is here to help - with the loss of energy, that is. Each specimen bad of Alien Blood will give you up to four hours of celestial energy and the delicious lime flavor will make you forget all about being watched from above.
This vitamin-filled concoction will ease that nagging dilemma of being chosen or just crazy. Even if you really aren't special, at least your energy drink can be. Also goes great with tin foil hats!
Product Benefits:
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Note: Alien Blood is not actually the blood of extra-terrestrial beings. At least that's what the men in black who visited us last night told us to tell you. |